How to avoid jury duty

One of my companions was called for jury duty. I know that this essential component of a functioning democracy, but she does not really make it easy for you. They go because they either do not collect or pick you up. They choose, you went for several weeks. Not allowed to choose, you're screwed. You're back in the pool, waiting for another call.

This makes the temptation to try to avoid jury duty, more or less of yourself as unattractive, the lawyers involved.The simple method would be to portray himself as a racist too. You could interview with the words that you do not like to start a certain type of person. If this is true, it's off. Hate em 'all in a open. But what if this is not the case? There will be on the public register as a bigot. This could hinder your future political career.

The other option would appear, disheveled. bad idea. Ask Nick Nolte.

So here, for your convenience, a number ofTricks that you might want to use. These tricks are safe because they do not hinder your career prospects. Let's start:

* Tickle potential jurors sitting next to you. Repeat the process from time to time. It 's very important that you look like a loving father, smile, and not something weird or something. Extra points if the same sex as the ticklee.

* Go to the book "The Bonfire of the Vanities and wear brown lipstick. Extra points if you're a man.

* Walk in the proclamation: "II hope this is for American Idol, "because I do not judge anybody Canadian Idol."

* It says good friends with Brian Mulroney (Canada) or Scooter Libby (USA).

* Tourette Syndrome is your friend.

* Answer questions with your voice.

* Every time someone released saying things like "I knew that was not good."

* Use a military item Sargent. Watch Full Metal Jacket for an example. Further information about terms such as surround sound. Never laugh at anyone. You may still need aBuzzcut to avoid, however, in trouble with the judge.

* Stare at the beautiful girl next to you and ask the judge if it is a possibility that the jury is still. Choose a normal girl, looking for that may have taken a chance. If she wears a swastika or a white cap, target change! She is going for the racist angle, and flirting with a Nazi is as bad as a Nazi. Trust me.

These tricks should be on the way back to the office. But once again,To think how much fun you have during jury duty simply does not wash ..

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